120 Second Moviegoing Rant - F#@K KIDS! Seriously, f#@k them.

I really fucking hate kids! The one to my right wouldn't stop asking "What's happening?" and two were running around and climbing on the railings. Damn kids.

120 Second Movie Going Rant - Child Abuse

People say that modern, ultra violent horror films are doing irreparable harm to the youth of America. The problem with preteens wanting to, and getting in to see these movies is debatable, but parents dragging kids along to see "The Ruins"or "Hostel"just because they won't spring for a baby sitter should be considered a form of child abuse. Allowing children to drink, smoke, or watch porn is child endangerment, shouldn't essentially forcing them to watch people being brutally murdered count as well?

EDIT 4/11/08
I've decided to give this issue its own category, I'll be posting on this topic when ever I see extreme minors taken to R rated movies by their parents.

The posts will be labeled, "Scarring Our Youth".

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Citizen Soldier

I have nothing but respect for members of the armed forces, but if I have to sit through that f#&^ing music video again I'm going to scream!

I always knew that 3 doors Down would sell out, but I didn't see this coming.

God Bless America.

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Soda Fountains Down

Like the title says and the picture shows, the fountains at the Cinemark in Eagle Pass were down this Saturday and they had to pour the drinks one 12 oz can at a time. I'm not mad, these things happen, but I hope they fix this by next week.

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Understaffed

The Cinemark theater in Eagle Pass, TX is severely understaffed. I've been facing longer and longer lines for tickets and snacks these days, and it's because there aren't enough employees to go around. Job searchers in Eagle Pass:

APPLY FOR A JOB AT CINEMARK SO I DON'T HAVE TO MISS MY TRAILERS STANDING IN LINE FOR A FREAKING DIET COKE AND POPCORN!

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Cell phones

People please, turn off you goddamn cell phone in the theater. You paid to watch the movie, so sit down, shut up, and watch the damn movie. Who do you think you are? How effin' important do you think you are that you have to be able to be reached at any moment. If you're expecting a call, either don't see the movie or quietly answer phone, with the the ringer off, and take it outside damn it. If I see one more person on their phone during the movie, I will shove it so far up their ass that they'll need a proctologist to dial for them.

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Hairspray

Saw Hairspray today, 'rents if your kiddies loved High School Musical, keep them the hell away from the theater. I was lucky enough to have the bare minimum of little kids at the screening I went to, it was mostly older movie goers like myself and teenagers, but there was the obligatory couple who refused to shell out for a sitter and dragged their kids, who didn't want to go, along. If they aren't going to sit still and watch the movie, then leave the twerps at home.