60 Second Movie Review - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine



Amazing, great action sequences, excellent drama,
and
a few surprises.
Keep an eye out for an cameo by Quicksilver, Pietro Maximoff.
And stay after the credits if you know what's good for you.

I give it:


Wade Wilson: All I ever wanted was to travel to far off exotic places, meet new exciting people and then kill them. So I become a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do

60 Second Movie Review - Crank 2: High Voltage

Crank 2: High Voltage



On par with the first, which is to say that IT KICKED ASS! 1/2 action movie, 1/2 energy drink ad with a drizzle of booty video, softcore porn, and even some kaiju action. Stallone and Ahnuld are gone this is the "Age of Jason Statham & Clive Owen"!

I Give It:


Chev Chelios: My name is Chev Chelios, and today, I didn't die.

...just a guy with a gun.

So I go to watch Observe and Report and what do I see upon entering the theater. A security guard at the Big Game Hunter game. Wow!

60 Second Movie Review - Observe and Report

Observe and Report

Paul Blart can EAT IT! This is just Seth Rogan being himself. I'll forgive it for only being 1h26m.

I Give It:

Ronnie Barnhardt: The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

Rik in Real Life - Balancing the Books

Go Ask Alice is a good read, and a balanced book to boot.