Well this is it.

Not that anyone is actualy reading this but the 60 second Movie Reviews are gonna be returning to thier roots, I just can't update like I used to.

Going back to the:
Just saw...
****1/2
style reviews.
Again, not that anyone is gonna read this.

60 Second Movie Review - The Box

The Box

Pay attention!

If you don't "get" high concept movies, just stay home.

The last thing those of us who will enjoy this movie want to hear is the din of fifty people scratching their heads.

If, however, you got Donnie Darko, I recommend this movie.

I give it:

Mr. Steward: The button has been pushed.

60 Second Movie Review - Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity

Hands down the most terrifying movie I've seen since The Strangers.

I give it:

Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!

Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.

Happy Halloween 2009

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

AND REMEMBER,

IT"S NEVER LUPUS.

60 Second Movie Review - Saw VI

Saw VI


Damn! Just when I thought the Jigsaw Saga counldn't get any more awesome, they go and pull this off.
For the uninitiated, watching SAW III, SAW IV, and SAW V are a must.

I give it:



Jigsaw: [from trailer] Once you see death up close, then you know what the value of life is.