Funny Mexican Licence Plates 4/5

You do know what that's onomatopeia for right?
I can't stress this enough, these were not doctored.
You can guess what's next can't you?

Rik In Real Life - Grand Theft Shoelace

So I've just gotten out of The X-Files: I Want To Believe, and I got me two new pairs of 54'' laces, neon green and purple. Now I'm at JC Penny, I put the bag down and forget it for a few minutes and poof, gone for good :( You'd think someone would hand it over to an employee or the customer service desk, but no, they just say free stuff and skip to my lou. God, I hate the people in this town. When I rule the world, they're first on my Public Evicerations list.

60 Second Movie Review - The X-Files: I Want To Believe

The X-Files: I Want To Believe

Very good, nice to see Mulder and Scully togeter again.

I Give It: ****1/2

Funny Mexican Licence Plates 3/5

I just want to wait by these people's cars and ask them if they realize what their plates say in english.



"Perdoname, usted saben que sus placas dicen GORDO?"

Rik In Real Life - Heaven & Hell @ HEB

Saw this, thought it warented a blog post.

60 Second Movie Review - The Dark Knight

The Dark Knight

Tried to get into the midnight showing but my ride flaked on me, he didn't get ot see it either and has to wait 'til Saturday night. Wisely showed up an hour early and there was still a group of three ahead of me! By some small miracle they didn't take my choice seats, front row (not the pit) dead center.

New Trailers:

The Spirit 12/25/08 - Terminator: Salvation Summer 2009 - Watchmen - 03/06/09

Oh... my... God!

This movie is a powerhouse.

I thought the movie would end when [REDACTED], then I thought it was over when [REDACTED], but this movie is like the Energizer bunny, it just keps going and going and going...

In a good way.

WB/DC could have squeezed two movie out of this, and I would've gladly paid to see them both.

Oh who can we get to fill Heath's shoes?

I Give It:

" I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."
R.I.P.
Heath Andrew Ledger
April 4, 1979 - January 22, 2008

Funny Mexican Licence Plates 2/5

Wonder what he's a fan of...

60 Second Movie Review - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Awesome flick, recommended viewing. Del Toro is a true master. Coolest cratures, hands down the royal guards, very Pyramid Head chic. Loved Krauss and Hellboy's back and forths and I couldn't stop laughing during the locker room fight.

I give it:

"Yeah, I know, I'm ugly."

60 Second Movie Review - Hancock

Hancock

It was unique to say the least. An original superhero movie, but if you ask me Hancock deserves his own series, or at least mini series.

I Give It:


"Call me an asshole, one more time."

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY

Pound cake + cool whip + fruit = Patriot Cake!

HAPPY 4th ofJuly

Stay safe!

Rik In Real Life - Eatin' Ice Cream

Just chilling before work, watchin' Chowder, and eating "Imagine Whirled Peace", the latest tasty offering from Ben and Jerry's.

Rik In Real Life - MCR Jackpot

Just reaped a huge windfall of MCR points outside of HEB. 350 Points total

Rik in Real Life - Newell's Gone 21st Century

No more hand written reciepts.