60 Second Movie Review - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

X-Men Origins: Wolverine



Amazing, great action sequences, excellent drama,
and
a few surprises.
Keep an eye out for an cameo by Quicksilver, Pietro Maximoff.
And stay after the credits if you know what's good for you.

I give it:


Wade Wilson: All I ever wanted was to travel to far off exotic places, meet new exciting people and then kill them. So I become a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do

60 Second Movie Review - Crank 2: High Voltage

Crank 2: High Voltage



On par with the first, which is to say that IT KICKED ASS! 1/2 action movie, 1/2 energy drink ad with a drizzle of booty video, softcore porn, and even some kaiju action. Stallone and Ahnuld are gone this is the "Age of Jason Statham & Clive Owen"!

I Give It:


Chev Chelios: My name is Chev Chelios, and today, I didn't die.

...just a guy with a gun.

So I go to watch Observe and Report and what do I see upon entering the theater. A security guard at the Big Game Hunter game. Wow!

60 Second Movie Review - Observe and Report

Observe and Report

Paul Blart can EAT IT! This is just Seth Rogan being himself. I'll forgive it for only being 1h26m.

I Give It:

Ronnie Barnhardt: The world has no use for another scared man. Right now, the world needs a fucking hero.

Rik in Real Life - Balancing the Books

Go Ask Alice is a good read, and a balanced book to boot.

WTF!?! - 04-05-2009

Now this don't make a lick of sense. Only in my town.

60 Second Movie Review - The Haunting in Connecticut

The Haunting in Connecticut


I gotta admit, I was not expecting this good of movie.
Definite source of Nightmare Fuel.
Cannot wait for the unrated DVD.

I give it:


One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced one another,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

WTF!?! Is This? 04-02-09

Found this in my bag of Tostitos Crispy Rounds. I think it's a mass of over cooked corn meal used to make the chips, WTF!?!