60 Second Movie Review - Wanted

Wanted

OMFG! I did not expect it to be this awesome! A direct adaptation would have been cool but ultimatly silly (the super hero/villans) and too graphic. This however, was kick ass to no end. Great kills, awesome stunts, and spectacular effects make for a great time. No spoilers, but keep an eye on Wesley's keyboard and then on his alias at the end.
I give it:

"This is me reviewing the radest f*^%ing movie of 2008!"

Rik In Real Life - Da Na Na Naaa! Converse Get!

Found these guys after a long trek through the untamed wilderness that is Ross.

60 Second Movie Review - WALL*E

WALL*E

Pixar can do no wrong, this is the greatest tale about the endureance of the human spirit I've seen in a long time, and there barely any human characters in it. Not since Johnny 5 have I been so moved by spunky robotic lead. Plus, the romance between WALL*E & EVE is truly heart warming.

I give it:

Shaking My Monkey Tree - Kids Party 2

I HATE KIDS!

Shaking My Monkey Tree - Kids Party 1

F@*#ing kids party at Cinemark thinking that they call three whole rows. If my leg were back to 100% I'd kick the old man's ass.

Funny Mexican License Plates 1/5

Maybe he's got a fax machine in the trunk.

60 Second Movie Review - Get Smart

Get Smart


Very funny,

I Give It:

"Missed it by that much."

Funny Mexican License Plates - Part 0/5

Over the next few weeks, on Tuesdays, I'll be posting some inadvertently hilarious Mexican license plates. Stay tuned.

You might be a redneck...

Rik in real Life - now that's service!

Ice water AND a bendy straw, I should get hospitalized more often.

Rik In Real Life - Farewell Cruel World

Well I'm dying. I'm in the ER, huge knee pain, 6-7 on the little chart they show you. I'll post again in the morning, if I survive.

62nd 60 Second Movie Review

Well I just posted my sixty-second 60 Second Movie Review, and I still have no readers.
Tragic.
On the other hand, you have to say something about my tenacity.
Well...
LET'S DANCE

60 Second Movie Review - The Incredible Hulk

The Incredible Hulk

Kick ass! Hulk Smash! Ang Lee's Hulk wasn't bad, but it was nowhere near as good as this. Looks like Marvel is getting its house in order.
I Give It:

PS: Robert Downey Jr. is awesome!

60 Second Movie Review - The Happening

The Happening

Just saw ''The Happening'', thought I could never forgive M. Night for signs, he is forgiven. Most unnerving thing I've seen since The Strangers, which was just a couple of weeks ago.

Rik in Real Life - Read All Instructions

Saw this at JC Penny and thought it was funny.

60 Second Movie Review - You Don't Mess With The Zohan

You Don't Mess With the Zohan


Leave it to Adam Sandler to make an Israeli counter terroris funny. Sandler is once again in top form.

Rik In Real Life - Pretty Ceiling

It's not often that I get to kick back @ the mall. Today I noticed for the first time in a long time the intricate sky lights in the food court. In the day they provide almost all the light for this part of the mall, so as clouds come and go, the food court dims and brightens. It's important to notice little things like this and enjoy them, after all, God is in the details.

Rik In Real Life - 100 Movies, 100 Years

OK, fine it's more like 100 Movies, 2 Years, 8 Months, and 3 Days.
Just got out of my 100th movie at Cinemark, Kung Fu Panda. "And now we make party!"

60 Second Movie Review - Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda


Great movie, my advice, get into the earliest or latest showing, fewer kids that way. Also, Jack Black is hillarious, his semi-geeky fanboy-ish-ness is on par with Daivd Cross and Seth Rogen (both in this movie).
I give it:

PS: Check out Angelina Jolie at her furriest. IMHO, the sexiest tiger since Tony's Playgirrrrl spread.

Cloud Talk - Cloud Demon

Meant to post this sooner, qual sucks 'cuz it's a 1.3 MP phone pic of my old VGA cam phone's screen. Oh yeah, this is also the first pic post from my new LG RUMOR!

Shaking My Monkey Tree - F*** Domino's Pizza

Seriously, f*** those guys! I hit upon a treasure trove of MCR (My Coke Rewards) points, 340 to be exact, at an office function at my mother's place of work, she knows I'm on the lookout for them. Now 340 points nets you some decent Coke swag, but lo and behold, every last code had already been used! That's when I noticed the tape. It seems a Domino's employee, opened each case, used the codes, and sealed them up again. WTF!?! I'll say this, Domino's Pizza isn't welcome in my house or belly any more.