Saturday, March 29, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - 21

21
Solid flick, even if the main character was a bit of a dick after he started winning.

Plus, you can't argue with a movie that ends with a Rolling Stones song, You Can't Always Get What You Want in this case.
I give it:
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Four Stars

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Is There Anything We Can't Can?

Is There Anything We Can't Can?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Weekly Webcomic Clip - VG CATS

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Tripping Balls Indeed!

Rik in Real Life

Hollywood Video opened ten minutes late today, then they tell me that The Mist won't be on the shelf 'til noon. WTF?!? I wasn't the only one there at 10 AM to rent it two other people that I could see, it's cool though, the clerk set a copy aside for me and I picked it up after a long breakfast and a haircut.

P.S. On the topic of the post tag/label, yes I was inspired by "Dan In Real Life".
P.P.S. And I was renting "The Mist" because it didn't come to my town :(

Saturday, March 22, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - Drillbit Taylor

That idiot up in San Antonio has no idea what he's talking about, "This Drillbit is a bit dull..." my ass. This movie kick ass and took names. Hilarity abounds when a homeless, self delaired "super soldier" has his services retained by a trio of highschool freshmen to protect them from a psychotic upperclassman bully.


I Give It:
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What kind of man rates films with jalapeños?!?!
You rate spicy food with jalapeños.
You rate sexy women with jalapeños.
You rate MOVIES, with stars or film reels, if it's an action picture you use bullet holes, if it's a horror flick you use stab wounds.
You do not use JALAPEÑOS!
Unless it's a mexican movie and you're willing to be just a little racist.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - The Orphanage

The Orphanage/El Orfanato
An eclectic mix of styles, "The Others", "The 6th Sense", and even a little "Friday the 13th" thrown in for good measure.
If you see just one foreign film this year, make it this one.


I Give It:
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FOUR AND A HALF STARS
Excellent post-car crash makeup.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - 10,000 BC

Who says you need guns and cars for a great action adventure flick? Not me.

I Give It:

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Gonna Have Me Some Le-mon-ade

100CCs from the one lemon.

Return of the Giant Lemon

Must have fallen during the wind storm last night.

See:http://invaderrik.blogspot.com/2007/12/now-thats-lemon.html

Monday, March 3, 2008

Gonna Meet Me a President: Conclusion

Twice!

Gonna Meet Me a President - Episode IV: A New Hope

Rally's wrapping up. I got to shake his freakin' hand!

Gonna Meet Me a President: With a Vengeance

I don't which is worse. The idiots giggling to my to my left, the little girls cheerleading to my right, or Judge Arranda on stage.

Gonna Meet Me a Pesdident 2: Electric Boogaloo

Still at the rally. Still cold as hell.

Gonna meet me a Presdident...

At the Clinton rally in Eagle Pass. It's windy as hell.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

The Future of Radio

New old employee, Chuco, teaching a local Boy Scout troop about radio.

60 Second Movie Review - Semi-Pro

"Semi-Pro"
Hands down the funniest movie so far this year. Plus, with this being a 70's movie, the music was great.

I give it:
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