Saturday, September 29, 2007

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Understaffed

The Cinemark theater in Eagle Pass, TX is severely understaffed. I've been facing longer and longer lines for tickets and snacks these days, and it's because there aren't enough employees to go around. Job searchers in Eagle Pass:


APPLY FOR A JOB AT CINEMARK SO I DON'T HAVE TO MISS MY TRAILERS STANDING IN LINE FOR A FREAKING DIET COKE AND POPCORN!

60 Second Movie Review - D-War

I dragged myself to the theater, literally, I had wrenched my right ankle in my sleep, had to hobble there on a cane, and finally saw it, kinda disappointed.

A little too much exposition, plenty of action, but not nearly enough dragon vs. dragon action for me.

I give it my first sub-4 Star rating.
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3.5 Stars

Saturday, September 22, 2007

60 second movie review - Resident Evil: Extinction

Kick ass movie, heads up, ends with another awesome cliff-hanger, here's looking forward to "Resident Evil: Vengeance"*. Also the guy playing Wesker is tolerable, but he looks like Joaquin Phoenix, they really should have gotten Robert Patrick the T-1000, tell me he wouldn't be the perfect Wesker. Interesting side note, Patrick was in Walk the Line with Joaquin Phoenix, playing Johnny Cash's father.


I give it:
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4 Stars
*I don't have any proof of another movie but I'd go see it. Also, not the best title, I know, if you have a better one leave a comment.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Webcomic Clip - VG... Cats?

VG Dogs


New weekly post...

Video Game Related Webcomic Clip of the Week.

Friday, September 14, 2007

60 Movie Review - The Brave One

Powerful film, Jodie Foster excells in this role. Ending left something to be desired.
I Give It:
5 STARS
FOUR AND A HALF STARS!

Friday, September 7, 2007

60 Second Movie Review - Shoot 'Em Up

Go see this movie! Non-stop action and back-to-back-to-back shoot outs. If you liked Smokin' Aces, but thought there was too much talk before they got to the good stuff, you'll love this movie.

I Give It:
5 STARS
FIVE STARS!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Coming Soon - Death Ringtone from "One Missed Call"

Saw the trailer for One Missed Call last night before Halloween, when I heard it I said to myself I must have it. Just putting the final engineering touches on it.

Just remembered I don't have anywhere to host the files.

Sorry.

60 Second Movie Review - Halloween (2007)

So, effin' awesome.

Fleshes out Michael Myers' early years then moves on to his time in the sanitarium followed by his escape and 2nd Halloween massacre. Mostly new kills with a couple of my favorites from the original, with the brutality cranked up of course. I guarantee you will love the ending if like the way a horror movie should end.

I give it:

4.5 STARS
Four and a Half Stars

Saturday, September 1, 2007

WTF?!?

Cat Gabe



I have no words.