SORRY

I'm so sorry for the backlog of reviews I'm posting.

Lot of shake-ups for me IRL

I'll be back on track next weekend with reviews of "9" and "Whiteout".

Kid Rock, Fuck That Guy.

Seriously, Fuck That Guy

No wait, he doesn't even deserve that name anymore. His name is Robert James Ritchie, if that isn't most bitch-ass name ever I don't know what is.

I try to stay away from celeb gossip and political posts but I just can not keep quiet about this.

He was completely out of line, as admirable as it is, going overseas to perform for the troops is NOT COMMUNITY SERVICE.

Community service is a punishment, his USO work counting as community service would be like:

1. Ordering someone who spends every weekend volunteering at a homeless shelter to volunteer at a homeless shelter.

2. Having someone who really enjoys carpentry work with Habitat for Humanity.

3. Sentencing a masochist to a whipping.

OK, maybe that last one was a bit much, but you get my point.

Then there's the matter of his "passive aggressive" retaliation.

Passive aggressive is in quotes because:

YOU NEVER POST THE PERSONAL INFO OF A JUDGE!

Does he have any idea what kind of psychos are online, let's put aside the prospect of one of his fans hurting the judge (NO I will not post his name here) or his family, and focus on the possibility of some piece of trash he put away for a real crime (a fight at a waffle house, really Mr. Ritchie? You couldn't get into a fight at a bar like a man?) getting out and be looking for some payback. He just painted a target on the head of the judge, his family, and even his neighbors.

So begins my personal ban on this far north white trash dumb ass, you might say, "Well what is the loss of one listener going to matter?" Try a whole city, I'm a frickin' Radio DJ, that means that when I'm on the air NO KID ROCK. I already have similar bans on Hannah/Miley and the song Before He Cheats for personal reasons, but this is my first major declaration:

So long as I sit in the main chair in the studio, no Kid Rock, new or old, shall be played!

And if the higher ups wanna fire me then so be it!

Rik In Real Life - Go Away Birdy, I Can't Play Now

So check it, the power's out in half the house and I'm sitting in the kitchen, trying to get ahold of someone who can remedy that. When all of a sudden, a happy little sparrow or swallow or some othe cute little bird sticks his head under the screen door and catches my eye. Now you should know that the gap under my screen door is HUGE, I've been meaning to fix it but that's another story. Point is, he gets all the way inside and stars looking around. At which point I realize that if he gets in, I'm gonna have to chase his feathey ass around this house to get him out. So he and I have ourselves a little starring match and I guess I won because he turned tail, squeezed back through the gap, and flew off. I sure showed him.

Rik in SUR-Real Life - The Fresh Prince of Crawford, TX?

Now this might sound odd and random, even comming from me, but here it goes.
So I'm sitting here, watching the Fresh Prince series finale on Nick at Nite, and in the last pool house scene with Will and Carlton Will says "I'll always have your back C." to which Carlton replies "And I'll always have your your back, W." He pronouces W "double yoo" and I couldn't help but think that it would have sounded better as "dubya" a la Bush. That's when I noticed that Will's cap reads Crawford. Now, I don't know what his cap refers to, but thinking about the prez then noticing the name of the town near his "ranch" is damn wierd.
Not the first time today either. Earlier I'm talking about the movie "Grosse Point Blank" then the song "Blister in the Sun" starts playing, and that's the last song in the movie leading into the end credits. How's that for wierd?

Rik in Real Life - @ the Movies: Ch ch ch... Hah hah hah...

Just saw the teaser poster for the Friday 13th reboot pic and I just had to post it.

Rik in Real Life - Just Call Me Paul Bunyon

I've been thinking of buying a chainsaw just to cut down this tree stump, one well placed kick took care of that this morning.

Rik in Real Life - Chillin' with Mr. Mantis

Just me taking a half-time smoke break with a praying mantis.

Da Na Na Naaa!

CONVERSE GET!

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood...

You sure are looking good.

Rik In Real Life - Grand Theft Shoelace

So I've just gotten out of The X-Files: I Want To Believe, and I got me two new pairs of 54'' laces, neon green and purple. Now I'm at JC Penny, I put the bag down and forget it for a few minutes and poof, gone for good :( You'd think someone would hand it over to an employee or the customer service desk, but no, they just say free stuff and skip to my lou. God, I hate the people in this town. When I rule the world, they're first on my Public Evicerations list.

Rik In Real Life - Eatin' Ice Cream

Just chilling before work, watchin' Chowder, and eating "Imagine Whirled Peace", the latest tasty offering from Ben and Jerry's.

Rik In Real Life - MCR Jackpot

Just reaped a huge windfall of MCR points outside of HEB. 350 Points total

Rik in Real Life - Newell's Gone 21st Century

No more hand written reciepts.

Rik In Real Life - Da Na Na Naaa! Converse Get!

Found these guys after a long trek through the untamed wilderness that is Ross.

You might be a redneck...

Rik in real Life - now that's service!

Ice water AND a bendy straw, I should get hospitalized more often.

Rik In Real Life - Farewell Cruel World

Well I'm dying. I'm in the ER, huge knee pain, 6-7 on the little chart they show you. I'll post again in the morning, if I survive.

Rik in Real Life - Read All Instructions

Saw this at JC Penny and thought it was funny.

Rik In Real Life - Pretty Ceiling

It's not often that I get to kick back @ the mall. Today I noticed for the first time in a long time the intricate sky lights in the food court. In the day they provide almost all the light for this part of the mall, so as clouds come and go, the food court dims and brightens. It's important to notice little things like this and enjoy them, after all, God is in the details.

Rik In Real Life - 100 Movies, 100 Years

OK, fine it's more like 100 Movies, 2 Years, 8 Months, and 3 Days.
Just got out of my 100th movie at Cinemark, Kung Fu Panda. "And now we make party!"