Saturday, May 31, 2008

Scarring Our Youth - The Strangers

Three f***ing kids, all in carriers, infants for heaven's sake, in the theater with me watching "The Strangers". Three psychos spend the movie tormenting a couple who's relationship is on the rocks. Age 5 to 15, the effects of movies like this depends on the kids mental/emotional health. Kids in their formative years however, that is just sick.

60 Second Movie Review - The Strangers

The Strangers
Thrills and chills abound. I was on the edge of seat the whole time, and the occasional theater employee lurking in the shadows didn't help. All in all it was good, scary fun.
I Give It:
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4.5 STARS

Sunday, May 25, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Wow, I've spent 18 years waiting for this movie ever since my old man brought the first three home on VHS in 1990. I was not disappointed, hell I saw it twice, on Thursday and again today with my old man. Finally, there are three good Indy films, here's looking forward to Indiana Jones and the Order of Longinus. (Hint, hint Spielberg.)

I Give It:
5 STARS
FIVE STARS

Saturday, May 17, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
CoN: Prince Caspian

Great movie, this, and Wardrobe, blow their novel counterparts out of the water.

I Give It:
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4.5 Stars

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Rik In Real Life - Cloud Talk

So this little rainstorm passed us by a few hours ago and in the aftermath I'm lying on the kitchen floor, I was trying to pop my back so I was on my back, looking out the open door upside down. All of a sudden, I see an infant's face in the clouds. As if that wasn't weird enough, a few seconds later it became a bespectacled man with an Afro. Clouds are weird.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mother's Day everyone! Took mine to lunch at Chili's, got in ahead of a dozen people because it was just the two of us. Awesome!

Saturday, May 10, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - Speed Racer

High octane, higher speed fun! A bit dizzying, and the occasional time shuffle is a little hard to follow, but a good time was had by all.

I give it:
4 STARS
Finishes first, but doesn't take the track record.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - Iron Man

Iron Man

IRON MAN

Oh my God. The summer movie season kicks off with a bang. Two more movies are in talks and I'm looking forward to them.

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