Station Stories - ATTACK! Of the giant insect!

We were attacked today by a huge cicada. The office girls were freaking out. I had to rescue them. It took a can of wasp spray, a can of multi-purpose insecticide, and my foot to finish it off.

60 Second Test Post

My new rating stars, from 0 to 5.

This is only a test.

60 Second Movie Review - War

Oh man it was awesome!

Guns,
swords,
Triads,
Yakuza,
FBI,
and a major plot twist at the end.

Not as much action as I expected, granted I probably expected too much, but a good flick all around.

I give it:


Four stars.

Station Stories

I have a newfound respect for radio DJs from "back in the day". I had to run two stations on the fly for about three hours today, all off cds. I an so stressed. I'm gonna catch War tonight, review'll be up tomorow. Later

Shaking My Monkey Tree

The people in this town are savages. I was out last night taking advantage of the tax free weekend by buying some new pants. I leave my cart for five minutes to try them on, and when I come back, my friggin' cart was gone. Whoever took it, emptied it out and took my cart. What the hell? This person couldn't be bothered to get a cart from the front of the store? Which, I add, was like fifty yards away. The world is in a truly sad state when you can't leave your shopping cart for five minutes to try on some pants.

I guess you could say they caught me with my pants around my ankles.

60 Second Movie Review - Superbad

I know this now a cliche, but Superbad was super good.

If any film sums up modern high school life it's this one. People have called it "this generation's Animal House" and I agree.

I give it:


Five Stars

HAIL McLovin!

60 Second Movie Review - The Bourne Ultimatum

I'm going to be comletely honest, I did not watch the first two Bourne films in their entirety, even still this movie kicked ass. You really don't have to see the first two, but I'd reccomend it. It saddens me that this was the last one, that was not a spoiler, I don't spoil, it's just that there's no more story to tell here. They should end on a high note and leave it at that.

I Give It:



Five Stars

Slusho Make Me Look Cool

Got my Slusho shirt Saturday, Asphalt Grey XXL, and yes it came with the strange Japanese newspaper.

See if you can make any sense out of http://www.jal.co.jp/happiness/.

1-18-08 Uber Theory

Theory!

Noriko Yoshida, the "Slusho Lady" disappeared at sea looking for the next big ingredient for Slusho.

Her son, a scientist, made a new deep sea discovery. He had a prophetic dream leading him to use the ingredient in Slusho.

Slusho.jp is not in English, but in Engrish, Engrish refers to grammatically incorrect variations of English, often found in East Asian countries.

"Slusho is people." might mean "Slusho is made from living creatures."

When making Slusho in the flavors section on Slusho.jp, the flavors you add are followed by a glowing lotus.

Maybe the monster's food.

No! The secret ingredient is not the monster or it's food, it's the monster's children!!!

If strange creatures were stealing my food, I'd find another source, or kill the thieves.

What would make me leave the sea, my home, and go on a rampage? If they were stealing my babies and eating them, that's what.

The guy from 1-18-08news.com said anyone who drank Slusho was a target for the monster, this is why, it can sense its children's remains in their bowels.

Note: this was originally a response to a post on someone else's' blog, but it was so good, I put it on my blog instead.

Theory About Dates

On September 22nd, 2007, there will be 118 days left before the opening of the movie.

On October 28th, , 2007, 118 days will have passed since the release on the trailer with Transformers (July 2nd, 2007).

On September 22nd, 2007, Oktoberfeft begins in Munich.

On October 28th, 2007, European Summer Time will end.

Past events on September 22:
-1959 - In Chicago, air raid sirens are sounded at 10:30 PM for five minutes, causing many residents to fear the start of a nuclear war. The Chicago White Sox had just won the American League pennant, their first pennant in 40 years, and city officials had ordered the sounding in celebration.
-1991 - The Dead Sea Scrolls are made available to the public for the first time, by the Huntington Library.
-2004 - Lost, ABC's hit TV show, premiered on this day, as well as Flight 815 Crashed

Past events on October 28:
-1886 - In New York Harbor, President Grover Cleveland dedicates the Statue of Liberty.
-1962 - Cuban Missile Crisis: Soviet Union leader Nikita Khrushchev announces that he had ordered the removal of Soviet missile bases in Cuba.


Pretty heavy huh?

Then there's the big day it self...

On January 18, 2008, nothing big, other than the movie, is happening. Yet...

Past Events On January 18:
- I couldn't find anything interesting here either.

Now that... is wierd.

Custom Button from CafePress

Ordered/made a button with CafePress to counter all the shirts that say...

I SAW IT!

IT'S ALIVELION!
IT'S HUGE!

Mine reads...


I SAW IT!


IT'S ALIVELIONLIVE!
IT'S HUGE!

Just listen to the trailer, the running guy doesn't "a lion", he says "alive".