60 Second Movie Review - The Box

The Box

Pay attention!

If you don't "get" high concept movies, just stay home.

The last thing those of us who will enjoy this movie want to hear is the din of fifty people scratching their heads.

If, however, you got Donnie Darko, I recommend this movie.

I give it:

Mr. Steward: The button has been pushed.

60 Second Movie Review - Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity

Hands down the most terrifying movie I've seen since The Strangers.

I give it:

Katie: You promised me you wouldn't get a fucking Ouija board!

Micah: No - I promised I wouldn't go *buy* Ouija board. I borrowed one.