60 Second Movie Review - Babylon A.D.

Babylon A.D.



Awesome movie, did not expect that. This has to be my new favorite Vin Deisel picture. I had a good time dispite the distractions (see 120 Sec Rant).

I Give It:

Toorop: I learned something that day. Too bad it was the day I died.

120 Second Moviegoing Rant - F#@K KIDS! Seriously, f#@k them.

I really fucking hate kids! The one to my right wouldn't stop asking "What's happening?" and two were running around and climbing on the railings. Damn kids.

Ross Finds - Socks & Run DMC

Ross, more than the occasional killer deal on Chucks.

60 Second Movie Review - The Rocker

The Rocker



Rock on! This makes 4 straight weeks of killer comedies. Cant wait for The Rocker 2: WORLD TOUR!

I Give It:

Robert 'Fish' Fishman: It's not "stealing" if you're family. But, seriously, don't tell your mom.

60 Second Movie Review - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Star Wars: The Clone Wars



Very good this movie was.

Its release took me by surprise, apparently Lucas got one look at the first episodes of the new Clone Wars series and decided a theatrical release of the series premiere would be an awesome promotional tool. Perhaps he could us the CGI approach to bring "Shadows of the Empire" to the big screen, and not just Shadows, there's plenty of stories out of the Star Wars Tales comics not to mention the exploits of the 501st.

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60 Second Movie Review - Tropic Thunder

Tropic Thunder




There are really no words, where do I start? The fake trailers, most notably Kirk Lazarus' monk themed Brokeback Mountain, (KirkLazarus+TobyMaguire 4EVR) were hilarious. As was the rest of the movie, beginning to end, non-stop laughs.

Nolte, McConaughey, Cruise, who would've thought? After this ' I'm willing to forgive Tom's past sins, Matt's box office bombs, and Nick's, well I've really never had a problem with Mr. Nolte, keep up the good work Nick.

I give it

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.

Denyed Awesome Chucks

The most awesome designs often only come in youth sizes.

60 Second Movie Review - The Pineapple Express

The Pineapple Express

I take back part of my Step-Brothers review, THIS is the funniest effin' movie of the summer! I saw it straight and I was in tears, if you see it baked, it just might kill you.

I Give It:*****

Dale: How could he find us?

Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.

Dale: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.

Saul: Thank you.

Dale: Not a compliment.

Funny Mexican License Plates 5/5

I have no words for this.
I'm not homophobic or anything, but look at it.

Plus, it's not just this one guy, I've seen maybe half a dozen cars with FAG plates.
Look closely, the letters are over a cowboy, kinda Brokeback Mountain isn't it, thank heaven it wasn't over Christ the Redeemer, but he does seem to be accepting it with arms wide open. WWJD indeed!

Soon on to American plates!

Da Na Na Naaa!

CONVERSE GET!

60 Second Movie Review - Step Brothers

Step Brothers

Hands down the funniest and funnest movie this summer. Minor spoiler, you just do not see enough grown men beating the crap out of grade school kids in movies any more.

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Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood...

You sure are looking good.