60 Second Movie Review - Monsters Vs Aliens

Monsters Vs Aliens

Beyond awesome.
Funny, action packed, and a little moving.

A Mendez Must See!
At this rate, Disney's gonna be left bringing up the rear on the list of the Top 3 animated feature film studios.

I Give It:


The Missing Link: [about Susan] She's speechless!
B.O.B.: She? It's a boy; look at his boobies!
The Missing Link: We need to have a talk

Now That's Just Unfair.

Why, why aren't these available in men's sizes!?!

60 Second Movie Review - The Last House on the Left

The Last House on the Left

~Minor Spoiler~

Can a remake have a happier ending than the original and still be more hardcore?

The answer is hell yes!

I have 3 reactions to remakes:

Meh: Most fall into this catagorie.

Pbbfflliitt!: The shot for shot Psycho remake.

OMFG: Dawn of the Dead, Friday the 13th, and now this.

I give it:

Krug: You want to hear what I did to your daughter?

John: I want to hear you beg for your life.

Notes for parents:

Rated R by the Motion Picture Association of America for:

Sadistic brutal violence including a rape and disturbing images, language, nudity and some drug use.

60 Second Movie Review - Watchmen

Watchmen



Go see this movie now, or I'll show up at your house in a Rorschach mask and drag you there kicking and screaming. I'll even stay and watch it with you.

I give it

Rorschach: Rorschach's Journal: October 12th 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.