60 Second Movie Review - Slumdog Millionaire

Slumdog Millionaire

Great film!

Earned every Troy ounce of it's Best Picture Oscar.

Not just a moving story, but the way it was told is amazing.

The music was top notch as well, my only qualm was the almost back to back utilization of M.I.A.'s Paper Planes, the original then a remix. It works mind you, it just felt a little weird and I thought a drastically different version of the song, a version in Hindi or one by a youth chorus perhaps.

And is it just me, or would every movie ever made by ten times better if it had a dance number at the end?

I Give It:

Prem Kumar: Its getting hot in here.

Jamal Malik: Are you nervous?

Prem Kumar: [audience laughs] What? Am I nervous ? It's you who's in the hot seat, my friend!

Jamal Malik: Yes, sorry.

Shaking My Monkey Tree - Disney Channel

If Disney Channel was a woman, she'd be a damn C**K TEASE!
They take Phineas and Ferb from me and stick it on Disney XD now, and I could accept that, I could either upgrade my cable package or not watch it.
But those bastards won't let me be. They've started running short previews on Disney so now I'm primed for it and I get nothing. How evil is that? I think Michael is secretly in charge again. (I won't use his last name since I've got too much respect for Will Eisner and the EISNER Awards.)

60 Second Movie Review - The Reader

The Reader

Fantastic film, although the first half of the film is basically Kate Winslet bathing and molesting a teenager. This film and Kate earned their nominations and awards.

I give it:

Michael: I can't live without you. The thought of leaving you kills me. Do you love me?

60 Second Movie Review - Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th

F**king awesome!
BLOOD!
GORE!
TITS GALORE!
I think I've made my point.

I give it:

Old Lady: Your sister isn't missing, she's dead.

60 Second Movie Review - Coraline 2D

Coraline

Saw it in 2D
And it was awesome, it's too bad it won't be up for any Oscars.

I give it:

Other Mother: Black is traditional!

Super Sunday Super Snacks

Boneless Buffalo Wing Platter. 'r'Pre-cooked Blazin' Buffalo Wingtizers from HEB. <br> 25 Minutes @ 350 F. <br> Served on little swords with Chunky Blue Cheese Dressing.