60 Second Movie Review - The Pineapple Express

The Pineapple Express

I take back part of my Step-Brothers review, THIS is the funniest effin' movie of the summer! I saw it straight and I was in tears, if you see it baked, it just might kill you.

I Give It:*****

Dale: How could he find us?

Saul: Umm, heat-seeking missiles, bloodhounds, foxes, barracudas.

Dale: It's just... I'm kinda flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird.

Saul: Thank you.

Dale: Not a compliment.

Funny Mexican License Plates 5/5

I have no words for this.
I'm not homophobic or anything, but look at it.

Plus, it's not just this one guy, I've seen maybe half a dozen cars with FAG plates.
Look closely, the letters are over a cowboy, kinda Brokeback Mountain isn't it, thank heaven it wasn't over Christ the Redeemer, but he does seem to be accepting it with arms wide open. WWJD indeed!

Soon on to American plates!

Da Na Na Naaa!

CONVERSE GET!

60 Second Movie Review - Step Brothers

Step Brothers

Hands down the funniest and funnest movie this summer. Minor spoiler, you just do not see enough grown men beating the crap out of grade school kids in movies any more.

I Give It:


Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood...

You sure are looking good.