60 Second Movie Review - Wanted

Wanted

OMFG! I did not expect it to be this awesome! A direct adaptation would have been cool but ultimatly silly (the super hero/villans) and too graphic. This however, was kick ass to no end. Great kills, awesome stunts, and spectacular effects make for a great time. No spoilers, but keep an eye on Wesley's keyboard and then on his alias at the end.
I give it:

"This is me reviewing the radest f*^%ing movie of 2008!"

Rik In Real Life - Da Na Na Naaa! Converse Get!

Found these guys after a long trek through the untamed wilderness that is Ross.

60 Second Movie Review - WALL*E

WALL*E

Pixar can do no wrong, this is the greatest tale about the endureance of the human spirit I've seen in a long time, and there barely any human characters in it. Not since Johnny 5 have I been so moved by spunky robotic lead. Plus, the romance between WALL*E & EVE is truly heart warming.

I give it:

Shaking My Monkey Tree - Kids Party 2

I HATE KIDS!

Shaking My Monkey Tree - Kids Party 1

F@*#ing kids party at Cinemark thinking that they call three whole rows. If my leg were back to 100% I'd kick the old man's ass.