60 Second Movie Review - Surrogates

Surrogates


Great movie, lot of fun, but the ending was a bit of a let down.



Andrew Stone: The public cannot be allowed to get the idea that using a Surrogate can be fatal.
Agent Greer: Especially if it's true.

60 Second Movie Review - Jennifer's Body

Jennifer's Body



My God!
Juno meets supernatural horror.
A great watch.



Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.

Chip Dove: I know.

Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil, not high school evil.

60 Second Movie Review - The Final Destination in 3D

The Final Destination

Backlogged Review - Movie Seen 8-29-09


I want the money I paid to see Final Destination 3 back...
So I can go see this one again!
If there was ever a horror flick that 3D was made for it's the The Final Destination.
DO NOT, see this movie in 3D if you have a weak heart.
Lots of good gory fun to be had.



Lori: Janet we have to go!
Janet: No you guys are nuts! I was meant to see this movie!

60 Second Movie Review - Halloween II

Halloween II
Backlogged Review, Movie Seen 8-29-09


The mountain of a man Michael Myers returns to Haddonfield, Illinois for his baby sister.
Death and destruction ensue.
Kind of a spoiler, remember the original Halloween II? Yeah, the one that picked up right at the end of the first one. Rob Zombie saw it and said, "That whole movie's gonna be the first scene in my movie."
Just as hard and brutal as its predecessor, it's a must see is you liked the first one.



Laurie Strode: I killed him... I killed him...
Sheriff Lee Brackett: Who did you kill, sweetie? Who did you kill?
Laurie Strode: ...I killed him.

60 Second Movie Review - Inglourious Basterds

Inglourious Basterds
Backlogged Review - Movie Seen 8-23-09


I need Brad Pitt to teach me to talk I-talian.
Oh my God! After Death Proof I was a little apprihensive about Quinten Tarrantino's movies.
I will never doubt him again.
The Problem with most WWII pictures is that they have to color inside the lines.
QT looked at the line and said FUCK YOU!
Spoiler alert:
Don't get too attached to anyone.



Lt. Aldo Raine: Well I speak the most Italian, so I'll be your escort. Donowitz speaks the second most so he'll be your Italian cameraman, and Hirschberg third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant.
PFC Gerold Hirschberg: But I don't speak Italian.
Lt. Aldo Raine: Like I said, third best. Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. In fact why don't you start practising, right now