120 Second Moviegoing Rant - Cell phones

People please, turn off you goddamn cell phone in the theater. You paid to watch the movie, so sit down, shut up, and watch the damn movie. Who do you think you are? How effin' important do you think you are that you have to be able to be reached at any moment. If you're expecting a call, either don't see the movie or quietly answer phone, with the the ringer off, and take it outside damn it. If I see one more person on their phone during the movie, I will shove it so far up their ass that they'll need a proctologist to dial for them.