Shaking My Monkey Tree

The people in this town are savages. I was out last night taking advantage of the tax free weekend by buying some new pants. I leave my cart for five minutes to try them on, and when I come back, my friggin' cart was gone. Whoever took it, emptied it out and took my cart. What the hell? This person couldn't be bothered to get a cart from the front of the store? Which, I add, was like fifty yards away. The world is in a truly sad state when you can't leave your shopping cart for five minutes to try on some pants.

I guess you could say they caught me with my pants around my ankles.