Saturday, March 22, 2008

60 Second Movie Review - Drillbit Taylor

That idiot up in San Antonio has no idea what he's talking about, "This Drillbit is a bit dull..." my ass. This movie kick ass and took names. Hilarity abounds when a homeless, self delaired "super soldier" has his services retained by a trio of highschool freshmen to protect them from a psychotic upperclassman bully.


I Give It:
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What kind of man rates films with jalapeños?!?!
You rate spicy food with jalapeños.
You rate sexy women with jalapeños.
You rate MOVIES, with stars or film reels, if it's an action picture you use bullet holes, if it's a horror flick you use stab wounds.
You do not use JALAPEÑOS!
Unless it's a mexican movie and you're willing to be just a little racist.

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