Rik In Real Life - Grand Theft Shoelace

So I've just gotten out of The X-Files: I Want To Believe, and I got me two new pairs of 54'' laces, neon green and purple. Now I'm at JC Penny, I put the bag down and forget it for a few minutes and poof, gone for good :( You'd think someone would hand it over to an employee or the customer service desk, but no, they just say free stuff and skip to my lou. God, I hate the people in this town. When I rule the world, they're first on my Public Evicerations list.