Shaking My Monkey Tree - Disney Channel

If Disney Channel was a woman, she'd be a damn C**K TEASE!
They take Phineas and Ferb from me and stick it on Disney XD now, and I could accept that, I could either upgrade my cable package or not watch it.
But those bastards won't let me be. They've started running short previews on Disney so now I'm primed for it and I get nothing. How evil is that? I think Michael is secretly in charge again. (I won't use his last name since I've got too much respect for Will Eisner and the EISNER Awards.)